Ramblings of a WEIRDO.

Hey, so I'm Hector and I'm here, mostly to vent. Sometimes, there are just things I have to get off my chest and the best outlet for me is just to write it out.
My views may be extremist to an extent, bu bear with me. I'm pretty open-minded. So if I post something you don't necessarily disagree with, let me know and I'll do my best to correct the problem.
Other than that, feel free to laugh at my expense.
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February 14 2010

Turtles & Hobos.

Me: I want a dog.
Can: I want a turtle.
Me: You get me a dog and I'll get you a turtle.
Can: That's not fair.
Me: How is that not fair.
Can: I can't carry a dog.
Me: So?
Can: Okay. Can I try to steal a dog from a hobo?
Me: NO!
Can: Hey, it's okay. You can try to steal a turtle from a hobo.